Posted By Sprite Monkey12/21 - SO VERY EXCITED!

HOLY HOLY HOLY MONKEYS, PEOPLE! Check this out! Watch the trailer! The in-game graphics revamped... which I have mixed feelings about, but it looks amazing! Does anyone have this yet!? How is it? Almost makes me want an iPhone! I mean, not really, I hate Apple's phones, Droid all the way, but wow! I hesitated for a second! Nothing has made me do that!

Quick note on the comic, With work, the holidays, World of Warcraft, being sick, and my editor MIA, I've had to put the comic on the back burner, but we'll be back in business by early to mid January. Thanks for your patience and have a great holiday people!

 

Posted By Sprite Monkey12/7 - Hairy Pawter. See What I Did There?

Not going to spend too much time talking today. As you may already know, Cataclysm is out today and it's my day off from work. I also have holiday shopping and various other errands to run today, including shipping out some DVDs! So without further delay, here is Episode 303 : Pot Head submitted for your amusement.

 

Posted By Sprite Monkey12/2 - "That Witch Killed Me On Purpose"

Holy monkeys! Hard to believe it's December already. Seems like I just picked this site up a month ago, but it was actually back in mid-July! Where does the time go...

On that note, sorry, friends. Between work, life, school, and WoW this week, I haven't been able to finish this week's episode. Instead of trying to cram it in at the last minute and rushing it, I'd rather take my time, finish it this weekend, and have it for you next week. Just wanted to give you a heads up.

I finally got a chance to play the new version of Clue with a few family members over Thanksgiving. The new additions and rules certainly make things more interesting. I wouldn't say that one is necessarily better than the other, but I will say this. The changes certainly give the game a higher replay value since there are some different ways to lose which makes things a bit more tense. Overall, I'd say if you were a fan of the old game, pick up the new one. If you don't like it, you can still play the game the old way.

 

Posted By Sprite Monkey11/24 - Flight Requirements? A CD Key...

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

The nice thing about losing all my weapons, money, and ... well clothes in World of Warcraft, is that it's given me a chance to really appreciate all the changes this patch has brought. Being naked leaves me pretty much free of obligation (... and pants...) to explore and enjoy all the new scenery. I hope someone is doing a point by point comparison with graphics. That would be quite a neat project to see. It's too bad WoW players aren't OCD enough to do something like that. Haa haa! By Friday, I'm sure.

I know it seems like a silly point to complain about, but the number one thing I don't like about the new changes? The structures. Ok, the wide spread destruction? Bam, happens during the course of the cinematic. Lands are torn asunder, zones are flooded, blah blah blah. But all of a sudden there are new cities popping up? That didn't happen during the cinematic! That giant goblin faced rocket launcher f--kin thingamajig didn't just spring up between Monday night and Tuesday night when I logged on again! I don't see how Deathwing sprung from the depths and... what? Built Bilgewater Harbor? He's all, "PAIN. AGONY. REVENGE. SOME INTERESTING ARCHITECTURE TO PEPPER THE LANDSCAPE."

Yes, I know exactly what I sound like. No need to point it out to me.

 

Posted By Sprite Monkey11/22 - Naked Dailys Really Suck

Started downloading that patch to 4.0.0 for World of Warcraft last Tuesday around noon. It didn't finish downloading until Thursday night! Then of course, it had to apply and patch that 4.7 gigs of data... so WoW wasn't ready to go until Friday morning. Of course, I had to work a full shift open to close that day. Then I was occupied with real life stuff that evening followed by work and more real life stuff on Saturday, so it wasnt until Sunday I finally got a chance to sit down with WoW... and remember that my account was hacked back in May and all my characters were as naked as the day they were rolled! (Anyone on Alleria want to donate some gold or mats to me?)

Now, as I sit here and upload Episode 302 : So Flaming It Hurts, which is a stellar episode by the way, I'm really proud of it, the cataclysm is happening. Don't know what I'm talking about? I read this article slash interview last night which kind of gives you an idea what's going on.

I started playing a little less than three years ago. And in that time I have spent months at a time away from the game, probably a year and a half cumulatively. Basically I cut my teeth on the first expansion, and after playing for a year, the second expansion. I never really spent a lot of time in the "old World," the part of the game receiving all these updates. That old world was around for FOUR YEARS before I came along so I never spent much time there like the veterans did. Some of them were pretty upset and I was too a little bit when the cataclysm changes were announced. I had my heart set on going back and exploring all those old zones just to see what they were like before they went away. I never did though, so I guess I can't complain too much about the content I didn't see. I had over a year to do some site seeing. Still, I wish there was a way to go back once in a while, see things the way they used to be. Oh, well. No looking back. Here's to the future!

By the way, want to know what I love more than the screaming baby next door? ... NOTHING. IT'S THE BEST THING EVER. Keep screaming, babeh... I'm reloading.

 

Posted By Sprite Monkey11/16 - It's Worse Than Grinding

So here I am, 9 hours later, downloading World of Warcraft patch 3.3.x to 4.0.0 at 57% of 4.7GB with an estimated 6 to 10 hours left to go. Why is my download moving slower than Nintendo into the HD market? I'm not sure. I have my firewall configured properly. I have no other tasks running (and even if I did, I'm not throttling my download), and I know I have a good connection speed. I can only assume, since it's not patch day, there aren't very many peers out there sharing the file. So much for getting back into the swing of things on my day off this week.

 

Posted By Sprite Monkey11/16 - AWWWWOOOOOO!

As soon as I upload Episode 301 : Empirical Spies, I'm settling in to start up World of Warcraft again. I'm sure I have about an hour of patches waiting for me... but I'm very excited for the new expansion!

Anyone else excited to be a werewolf?

 

Posted By Sprite Monkey11/14 - Lest We Forget, Kuribo's Shoe

Ok, I must admit I was wrong on that one. I expected a cease and desist order, the video yanked from YouTube, a cry of foul play by rom hack enthusiasts, and Nintendo to wave its giant reproductive organ in our faces about how blah blah blah is wrong, and we're right because we're f--king Nintendo in another episode of ruthless anti-goodwill sentimentality that must either be endured or forgotten. I mean, they shut down Pokèmon fan sites for posting screenshots of Pokèmon Black & White. Screenshots! What gives here, Nintendo? Are you inconsistent or just not omnipotent? I suppose I could hack Pokèmon Black and White until I'm... (wait for it)... black and blue so long as I don't post screenshots of the original?

Ultimately, I'm not really complaining. While this rom hack is kind of fun, it ultimately lacks that which made SMB3 overwhelmingly amazing in my eyes; getting a little tail.

 

Posted By Sprite Monkey11/12 - Shh...

This is all I have to say about that.

Move along, people, nothing to see here.

 

Posted By Sprite Monkey11/10 - I'll Miss The Old World, Honestly

Can someone explain to me why exactly the Digital Download of Cataclysm is the same price as the copy one would buy online or in a store? I mean, the production cost is the same right? Except there is no box, no manual, no printing... Wouldn't that count for something?

Although, I suppose that the box and manual still had to be designed. Come on, though! What about $35.99?

 

Posted By Sprite Monkey11/8 - Oh, Frabjous Day!

At long last, a monumental occasion is upon us! I have reached another meaningless milestone in the life of this comic! Three. Hundred. Episodes. If each episode were one minute long, that would be five hours of stuff to watch! And most episodes are longer than that! It wasn't easy, but I planned and plotted out the story so that that 300 would happen right at the pinnacle of narrative intrigue! So without further delay, here is the exciting Episode 300 : It All Comes Down To This! I hope you enjoy it! It is hands down one of my favorites. :)

 

Posted By Sprite Monkey11/2 - I Am A Bit Upset

It's no secret that in December of 2009 I was admitted to the ER.

As of today, November 2nd, the table tennis game of peyment for services rendered that is being played resulting from that visit is as of yet, still unresolved. On one side of the table, you have the hospital, and their billing department. On the other, you have the insurance company and the claims department. I am but the ball in the middle being bandied about back and forth. Both sides of the table have sent numerous letters to me, all of which have been handled by me with due diligence. I have responded to surprise bills from the hospital by calling their billing department and assured that they would take care of the issue. I have responded to information requests from my insurance carrier, assuming each time this was the last piece of information they needed to finish processing my claim.

As I approach the one year anniverasry of my hospital visit, with my final bill to be resolved in the next 10 to 15 business days (miracles withstanding), I can't help but be utterly astonished by the realization that I have been battling with these two organizations for over 11 months.

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with this picture? How do we fix this system? And after some of the horror stories I have heard from other people, this is not entirely unique to me. It almost makes me want to avoid seeking medical treatment.